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Achmed the dead terrorist
For the benefit of those who haven't watch yet, enjoy :)
Achmed's first appearance:
Achmed going caroling:
Jingle bombs lyrics
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
It's not funny!
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or
I KILL YOU
I KILL YOU!!!
Achmed's first appearance:
Achmed going caroling:
Jingle bombs lyrics
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
It's not funny!
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or
I KILL YOU
I KILL YOU!!!
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