Monday, January 7, 2008

Achmed the dead terrorist

For the benefit of those who haven't watch yet, enjoy :)


Achmed's first appearance:




Achmed going caroling:



Jingle bombs lyrics
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military

It's not funny!

Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?

Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk

Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or
I KILL YOU

I KILL YOU!!!