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Monday, January 7, 2008
Achmed the dead terrorist
Achmed's first appearance:
Achmed going caroling:
Jingle bombs lyrics
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
It's not funny!
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Oh~ jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or
I KILL YOU
I KILL YOU!!!
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do? " asked the sheriff.
"I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazy drivers!"
So the next day, the county workers erected a sign that said
SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sent out the county workers and they put up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
But that sped the drivers up even more!
So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the signs.
Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything if it would get him to stop calling every day. He said, "Sure thing, put up whatever you want."
And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
Three weeks later, the sheriff's curiosity got the best him and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers? Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw nearly hit the floor at what he saw. There, painted neatly on a sheet of plywood was Farmer John's sign:
NUDIST COLONY: GO SLOW -- WATCH FOR CHICKS
Saturday, December 8, 2007
A simple drawing

Simple and ugly I know... but I'm not an artist.. There's a reason why I'm in Engineering ok!!
I know most of us are going through a period of hard time due to various reasons.... I just want to say, look at the picture I drew and SMILE!! (try not to puke while doing it k? give me some face)
Whatever the reasons we have for feeling down, lets just remember we will all still be friends (or at least thats how I'm feeling, you guys can correct me if I'm wrong). So smile, laugh, enjoy the holidays. Studies are only gonna get harder and so is life, enjoy as much as you can before we start torturing ourselves again.
Happy holidays peeps!
